Welcome to my Official website. I realize that there are numerous fake websites for me throughout the internet , but the F.B.I. and the Internet Police are both on the case. You can be assured that this is the Official website. If you have any doubt, contact your local Congressman and/or Senator to report the alleged crime.
This day and age, anything is possible and I would be completely saddened if one of my fans was being duped by some scam artist pretending to be me. I am not even 100% satisfied of being myself and cannot believe someone else would pretend to be me. Their life must be real shit!
Hope to see you somewhere out on the road. I have a tattoo on my ass of Fred Flintstone masturbating to Betty Rubble, so if you don't think that you are meeting the real me, just ask me to show you my ass. ...Yabba Dabba Do!
Wild Willy Parsons
© Copyright 1997-2014 Dead Elvis Productions™. All Rights Reserved®